One truck. Zero to rent. A rotating fleet of one, fully decommodified, and available to absolutely no one — but you're welcome to try.
A straightforward, three-step corporate rental experience, adapted slightly for the deep playa.
Fill out our booking form below. Select your dates, your location, and your preferred level of surprise. It only takes a moment.
Head to the lot. There is no truck to give you — there never was — but the sunset out there is genuinely worth the trip.
This is the part we can't put in a brochure. Bring snacks, bring friends, and lower your expectations to exactly zero.
We maintain a lean fleet so that every unit gets our full attention. Currently that means exactly one 26-foot box truck, and it is very tired.
Flagship Unit
Real booking flow. Real confirmation number. Real truck: not included.
Automatic transmission, Golden Gate Bridge mural (weather permitting), optional 20-foot scaffolding tower, unlimited surprise mileage.
No. There has never been a truck available to rent. The truck belongs to the camp, it is not going anywhere, and it definitely isn't insured for that.
Unclear, and that's the point. Historically it has involved the tower, the mural, and whatever the camp felt like doing that particular year.
You can, but nothing was ever booked, so there's nothing to cancel. We'll still email you a very official-looking cancellation number if you ask nicely.
There isn't one. We just wanted the form to feel real.